lol

You play too much SE when you decide that this world must be free of skeletons, flying things, snakes, and cats so you create a bomb that wipes out the entire world and disintegrates all living things while leaving Earth's core and layers as a barren planet

You play too much SE when you play it

You know you play too much Stick Empires when you begin to wonder if bald guys and those of African heritage are actually descendants of the stickmen.

You know you play too much SE when you decide to do this thread for, ahem COUGH COUGH fun COUGH COUGH.

lol

You know you play too much Stick Empires when you dedicate four years of your life to developing a bizarre lore world to contain the entirety of the history of Inamorta.

You know you play too much Stick Empires when

insert long drawn-out explanation that further clutters the thread that ultimately serves no practical place in the world, being based upon a multiplayer RTS with a diminishing fanbase that itself was based off of a small webgame series devised by a 40-year-old Jason Whitham and Brock White, both of which seeming to move onto more worthwhile approaches towards the Flash game medium, which in itself will collapse in the year 2020 when flash is not supported by Adobe, crashing the flash game realm and ending it's lucrative reign on the interweb browser

oomg lol spoderman.

You  know you play too much SE when you decide that Pangea was just a coverup name for Inamorta, and that once the world restores to its former combined glory as a new super continent, inamorta will reform and real troops will revive themselves

You know you play too much SE when you bury the children in the backyard to heartlessly reap their grandmother's inheritance, before you head upstairs to slit your husband's throat in cold blood, when you realize he watched you from the bedroom window and had locked the door beforehand, preventing immediate entry, though you eventually manage to lure him out with his dead daughter's voice, opening the door to see you holding her severed head at the scalp, where he watches it fall onto the hardwood floor with a crackle, and he attempts to run, crying and wheeping and pleeding all the while, before you finally end his suffering with a swift blow to the back...

...and you use their grandmother's inheritance on a year's worth of SE Gold Membership.

lol i sound like a physchopath

You know you play WAY too much SE when you attempt to terraform Earth into Inamorta...

...and actually succeed.